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YOUR MOM IS FAT.
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| Yo Momma's so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs Yo momma's so fat her cerial bowl comes with a lifeguard Yo momma so fat when she walks past window we lose four days of sun light Your momma's so fat when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep tryin to get back up again Yo mama is so fat when I layed back on her stomach i rolled twce and I was still in the middle Your momma is so fat, she climbed in the Grand Canyon and got stuck. Yo mamma's so fat they could hold the olympics on her left butt cheek. Yo mamma's so fat that she became the center of the solar system. Your Momma's so fat that when she jumped, she got stuck in mid-air Yo mamma's so fat that when she sits around the house she sits around the house. 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Yo momma's so fat Her high school graduation picture was taken from a helicopter. your moma so fat,that she had to take her passport photo by satillite. your momma is so fat, she needs a boomerang to get her belt on. Your momma is so fat, she uses a toilet brush to clean out her belly button! Yo momma's so fat All the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Momma" Your mommas so fat she has to use hula hoops to hold up her socks ------------------------------------------ Your momma's so dumb I caught her staring at a piece of paper. She sait it was Pay-Per View Your momma's so dumb it took her an hour to make minute rice Your momma's so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death Your momma's so dumb the computer said press any key to continue and she was looking for the any key Your momma's so dumb she got hit by a parked car Yo Mamma's so stupid she blinked and got lost Yo Mamma's so stupid that when I told her we needed gas for the car, she farted at the gas tank! Yo Mamma's so stupid that when she goes to a movie theatre and saw under 18 not admitted, she went home and got 17 of her friends. Yo Mamma's so stupid she stayed in the grocery store for one day looking at a can of orange juice just because it said concentrate. Yo Mamma's so stupid she went to an antique store and said what's new Yo Mama's so dumb i told her Christmas was around the corner, and she went lookin'. Your Mama's so dumb that she got smacked by a statue. Yo Mama's so dumb she got locked in a toilet and pissed herself. Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Yo Mama's so dumb she stole a free sample. yo mama's so stupid i asked her to buy me a pair of sneakers and she came back with two candy bars. Yo Mama's so stupid she sold her car for gas money. Yo Mama's so stupid when i said drinks are on the house she went and fetched a ladder. ------------------------------------------ Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn I asked your momma "what's for lunch" ...She opened up her legs and said tuna surprise Yo Mama's like a mosquito, you have to slap her to get her to stop sucking Yo Mama's like a fast food retaurant, she takes orders from the front and the back Your Momma is like Burger King "Have it Your Way" Yo Mama's so skinny she has to wipe her butt with dental floss Your Mamma is so ugly, she went to the bathroom and scared the sh!t out of the toilet. Your Mamma is so ugly she uses a line of makeup called "Why Bother" Your Mamma is so ugly she shaves her pits with a lawn mower Your momma's so greasy she got a job at the cinema - buttering popcorn with her leg hair. Your momma's so smelly that the only dis I'm gonna give her is Disinfectent... Your momma's so smelly she was playin in my Sand Box and the cat came along and buried her. Your momma's so Smelly her poops glad to escape. Yo mama so short she gave yo daddy head while standing up. Yo mamas so short she jumped in a puddle and drowned |
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